No matter what she's in, Maria Joana will give you a bone-a! It's a mob drama starring longtime E Street band member Steven Van Zandt as a mafioso who flees to Norway, that there's no way you'll be cool missing once you hear Maria is in it, scrambling in her undies after the big O.
But that scene with Steven Van Zandt had us dancing with ourselves! With her flowing brunette locks, adorably-shaped nose, caramel-colored skin, and banging body, Maria was built to be on primetime television, and in our perviest late night fantasies.
Biography Like most Brazilian women in the world of entertainment, Maria Joana is quite the babe.
Maria brought her impeccable hotness to the boob tube in Brazil starting all the way back in 2010, when she played Sargento Mourao on the supernatural telenovela Destiny River.
While she's never done an honest to good tits nude scene, we do see Maria wearing a loin-tingling pair of bra and panties on an episode of the Netflix series Lilyhammer.